sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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