if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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