hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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