It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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