Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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