I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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