My brain says no but my pants say off.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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