all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
