did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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