Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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