susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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