do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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