i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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