Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
someone threw a dead crab at me
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Those nachos came to me in a dream
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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