The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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