well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
sick fucks of a feather flock together
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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