Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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