is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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