I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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