He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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