can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
