come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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