He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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