Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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