she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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