Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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