Me. At least after what I've been through.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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