white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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