Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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