Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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