So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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