i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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