sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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