if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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