I want to stick my p in your. b.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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