I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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