All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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