What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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