I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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