I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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