Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize