We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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