You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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