Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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