I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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