hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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