Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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