ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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