So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
