so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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