No awkward lesbian experiences without me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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