wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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