You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
