im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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