I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
